We're not
hustling.

TLAP — The Lazy-Assed Prophets — is a clothing label for people who saw the rat race and chose the couch. We make heavyweight, oversized, slow-cut basics that wear like a Sunday morning.

Every hoodie is 14oz brushed fleece. Every tee is 240gsm garment-dyed cotton. Every crewneck is looped-back terry that gets softer with abuse. Snapbacks are structured, embroidered, and built to last longer than your last job.

No drops on a schedule. No trend chasing. Just heavyweight pieces, made well, worn slow.

— TLAP