We're
HUSTLING
at our own pace

TLAP — The Lazy-Assed Prophets — For when you wanna save the world, but just not right now.
We make heavyweight, oversized, slow-cut basics that wear like a Saturday morning.

Every hoodie is 100% cotton, no polyester bs. Every tee is 240-300gsm garment-dyed 100% cotton. Every crewneck is looped-back terry that gets softer with abuse. Snapbacks (coming soon) are structured, embroidered, and built to last longer than your last job.

No drops on a schedule. No trend chasing. Just heavyweight pieces, made well, worn slow.

— TLAP